Life Is Short is an as-needed series documenting the films we just
couldn't make it through. We like to refer to these movies as "Damsels in Distress." Previous entries are here , here, here, here, here. and here.
To quote IMDb: "A pair of ex-brothers-in-law set off to Iceland in an attempt to reclaim
their youth through Reykjavik nightclubs, trendy spas, and rugged
campsites."
What "Land Ho!" consists of -- at least the first half hour or so, with no sign of veering from its course -- is one of the two main characters, Mitch (played by Earl Lynn Nelson), being a sexist pig. It's as if AARP produced "Porky's." It was not very interesting and not a little bit offensive. Sensing it was going nowhere, I pulled the plug a third of the way through.
On to the next adventure.
Title: LAND HO!
Running Time: 96 MIN
Elapsed Time at Plug Pull: 36 MIN
Portion Watched: 38%
My Age at Time of Viewing: 51 YRS, 11 MOS.
Average Male American Lifespan: 81.2 YRS.
Watched/Did Instead: A crossword puzzle with random HBO in the background.
Odds of Re-viewing This Title: 125-1.
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