THE SUGARLAND EXPRESS (1974) (B) - Gosh, Goldie Hawn was fun back in the day. The "Laugh-In" star had a great run in the '70s, starting with this little gem, where she plays Texas trash running from the law as she seeks to reclaim custody of her toddler son. This is also Steven Spielberg's big-screen debut (his warmup for "Jaws"), and he has a gas cracking up cars as Hawn's Lou Jean and her husband, Clovis, kidnap a Texas officer and lead a convoy of squad cars on a slow-speed chase to the town of Sugarland.
It takes a while to get accustomed to Hawn and her Texas drawl. Lou Jean visits Clovis (William Atherton) in prison and quite easily springs him from the remarkably low-security facility. They bum a ride from a kindly old couple, steal the car, crash it, then commandeer the squad car of officer Slide (Michael Sacks), who develops sympathies for the couple and their plight along the journey, much to the frustration of Capt. Tanner (a perfectly sedate Ben Johnson), who has to wrangle scores of police responders who join in the procession, along with news vans and helicopters.
They are allowed to make pit stops along the way, allowing Spielberg to create a travelogue of small-town Texas in the era of fried-chicken shacks and collectible gold-stamps. Over the course of a few days, Lou Jean and Clovis become folk heroes, with crowds of well-wishers cheering them along and occasionally foiling the police pursuit. We know from the start that their plan to grab the toddler from the older, well-off foster parents is folly (the film is based on a true story).
The second half is much more entertaining, as the media circus grows and Hawn lets Lou Jean's quirky personality and even a hint of emotion blossom. Spielberg (who did a test-run road movie with his memorable TV film "Duel" in 1971) not only cracks up a load of vehicles on the road, but he goes ballistic at an RV lot, where a couple of vigilantes blow the place to smithereens trying to nab the outlaws. The mayhem gets a bit tedious, but a strong ending brings it all home in 110 minutes.
SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT (1977) (B-minus) - Does this raunchy romp from the dawn of the "Dukes of Hazzard" era hold up five decades later? Yes and no. It's awfully dumb and a good 20 minutes too long. But it maintains a good deal of Southern charm, mostly thanks to the chemistry between Burt Reynolds and Sally Field and the PG relationship that blooms between them on the road from Texarkana to Georgia.
Much of this might pivot on your tolerance for the broad humor of Jackie Gleason as the blowhard Sheriff Buford T. Justice, a buffoonish Ahab haplessly stalking his prey. I appreciate his broad comedic skills, even if his vocabulary rarely expands behind calling everyone in his path a "sumbitch." Some of the old tricks of the Great One can be glimpsed through the offensive caricature. It's amusing to watch the sheriff's car slowly break down and lose parts before it limps to the finish line.
Stuntman Hal Needham, in his directorial debut, not only has a hoot finding creative ways to crack up cars and trucks (except for Bandit's beloved Trans-Am), but he and his trio of screenwriters delight in the wordplay of the CB culture of the '70s. The jargon flies by fast and furious, including a reference to a cop with a radar gun as a "Kojak with a Kodak."
Jerry Reed doesn't add much more than the memorable soundtrack, and Reynolds chews the scenery as the swaggering Bandit. The real star here, though, is the car, the symbol of freedom and rebellion. (It's hard not to notice the Confederate flag on the front license plate.) Field is charming as the runaway bride (she jilted the sheriff's dimwitted son) who just happens to end up in Bandit's car, and it's entertaining to watch her flirt with Reynolds (her real-life partner at the time) and stretch her comedic chops. It's not as outrageous as I remembered it originally, but it's still mindless fun.
BONUS TRACKS
The irresistible hit from "Smokey and the Bandit," Jerry Reed with "Eastbound and Down":
Our title track -- the Texas Tornados with "Who Were You Thinkin' Of":