TURA! (B-minus) - This fawning documentary with selective memory celebrates the life and career of Tura Satana, the amazonian star of sexploitation B movies in the 1960s and '70s (see Exhibit A, below). In keeping with modern times, it accepts apocryphal stories and treats them as gospel.
Satana was a living comic-book character, complete with a vengeful origin story -- she was gang-raped as a girl, and she claims to have years later exacted violent revenge on each of the perpetrators. I suppose we have to take her at her word, which filmmaker Cody Jarrett does. Satana also claimed not only that Elvis Presley proposed to her but that he insisted she keep the engagement ring, which she flashes in old video clips.
A Greek chorus led by filmmaker John Waters amplifies these mythical stories, and perhaps a credulous biography is just what the larger-than-life Satana deserves. She created a Japanese-stripper image as a teenager in the 1950s (the film's coda offers an interesting twist regarding her mixed heritage), and she drew attention in a bit role as a streetwalker in Billy Wilder's "Irma La Duce" with Shirley MacLaine and Jack Lemmon. Russ Meyers built "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" around her -- Satana added a karate element to the picture -- and her cult status was cemented forevermore.
With Kabuki eyebrows, severe bangs, massive breasts and a svelte waist, the towering Satana cut an intimidating figure. Her acting was fairly wooden, and her stardom was fleeting before she eventually fell back to the nostalgia circuit, eventually succumbing to gravity and the middle-age spread. She left a mark as a poor man's Bettie Page or Marilyn Monroe.
Jarrett has fun with his subject, though many viewers will grow tired of seeing the same photos and film clips over and over again. (He could have easily cut 15 minutes from the 105-minute running time.) Margaret Cho is on hand to narrate, and talking heads include some of Satana's former burlesque mates and next-gen admirers like Pamela Des Barres and Dita Von Teese, who lights up the screen. We also hear from Satana's two daughters and from director Ted Mikels, who directed Satana in 1968's "The Astro-Zombies."
It all zips by at breakneck speed, those images on an annoying loop, and one does come away with a rather broad picture of a curious character in film history. If you don't think about it all too much, you can get swept up in it and help cement the myth.
FASTER, PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL! (1967) (C+) - Tura Satana made her name with this psycho Russ Meyer romp about three burlesque dancers who go on a spree of racing cars and killing men, hoping to separate one of them from a horde of cash.
Satana stars as Varla, the alpha female of the crew, which also includes the exotic Rosie (Haji, above center) and blond bombshell Billie (Lori Williams). We meet these beauties in an opening montage of them dancing on stage while creeps leer, drool and yell "Go, baby, Go!" But quickly they are each styling in their own vintage sports car (Varla's is a 1964 Porsche 356, while the others are '50s models -- an MG and a Triumph.) When a loudmouth and his bikini-clad girlfriend, Linda (Sue Bernard), challenge the gals to a race, it ends not only badly for him but also tragically.
Varla's squad shrugs it off and, during a pit stop, spot a man in a wheelchair and his dim-witted son, told that the old man has just come into some money. The women (with kidnapped Linda in tow) follow the men to their shack in the Mojave Desert and variously seduce and bitch-slap them and another son. With noir-detective dialogue and jolting violence, Meyer adds cheap camera tricks (on a micro-budget) to mash this all into a juicy pulp. He leers at the women's cleavage, and he likes it even more when they walk away from the camera. Despite all the provocations, there is no nudity beyond a bare back or two.
What sells this is the gonzo dialogue, courtesy of Jackie Moran, who was mostly an actor but penned a few movies, including one called "Wild Gals of the Naked West." Satana likes to shout her lines, showing little modulation. When a gas-station attendant cleans her windshield, he tells Varla that he admires their road-warrior spirit and, while gawping at her cavernous cleavage, says he believes in "seeing America first," and she snaps back: "You won't find it down there, Columbus." At another point she lectures a rival about her personal philosophy: "I never try anything. I just do it." When seducing one of the old man's sons, she reduces him to a burbling mess, as he sputters, "You're a beautiful animal, and I'm weak, and I want you." And the comedy has a zip to it. The old man (a sharp Stuart Lancaster) is full of one liners, including when he asks his visitors, "You girls a bunch of nudists or are you just short of clothes?"
The intoxicating mix of violence and whimsy surely must have struck a young Quentin Tarantino at a vulnerable age. "Faster, Pussycat" is the beta version of pulp fiction, one that takes those classic women-behind-bars types and unleashes the cast out on the open road, snakes in the forbidding desert landscape (shot in ominous black and white). You might roll your eyes at how corny it all is 60 years later, but you'll almost certainly walk away entertained, perhaps even empowered.
BONUS TRACK
The "Pussycat" title track by the Bostweeds:


















