16 April 2021

The Cruelest Month

 It's not you. Even the Onion's AV Club (no relation) has noticed a run of mediocre movies in the past two weeks, with only one film ranking as high as a B. Here's the parade of miserables:

  • Some horror film called "Jakob's Wife" - C+
  • An "eco-thriller," "In the Earth" - C
  • Nazis and time travel? Oy. "The Banishing" - C+
  • Melissa McCarthy tosses off another broad comedy, "Thunder Force" - C-minus
  • Lord of the Flies but in space! "Voyagers" - B-minus
  • A "crime epic," "Night in Paradise" - C+
  • What looks like a hateful exercise, "Moffie" - B
  • Hey, another horror movie with a generic title, "The Power" - C
  • A Romanian talker based around the turn of the 20th century, "Malmkrog" - C+
  • Oh, look, a Catholic horror film, "The Unholy" - D+


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